I know everyone has been aboard the LOST bandwagon and I have not watched it, but the creators of that show made a LOST-like show and I am SUPER addicted to it! FlashForward is the best show! It’s about the whole world blacking out, but when everyone blacked out, they weren’t really “out”. They actually caught a glimpse of their future, get it? Instead of a flashBACK they all got a flashFORWARD. And to see if this was all connected, people started calling up people and seeing if other people that they saw in their flashforward saw them as well. Make Sense?
The FBI gets involved and some people didn’t see anything when they blacked out, and I’m sure you can guess what that means. But people are trying to figure out if they can change their futures and if they can prevent their futures from happening while the only hope that other people have is that their flashforward WILL come true. All the meanwhile, the FBI is trying to figure out what CAUSED the blackout and who is involved and why it happened. There is also a website that is created to see if people can track each other down through these flashforwards. Many people saw people that they had never met in their lives in their flashforwards and they’re all trying to figure out what it all means. The new season begins March 18 and I am just ITCHING to get back to my addiction! It’s on ABC Thursday nights and I can’t wait! Now for all of you LOST fans, it is to my understanding that some of the characters in FlashForward were cast members from Lost. Come be addicted with me!
I danced my ASS off last night! I had SO much fun! Last time I saw this cover band Mike and Joe, I had a blast! And this time was fucking phenomenal! They came on stage and I was like DANCING! NOW! NO ONE was dancing, but then we got the party started and people started doing weird things on the dance floor. But it was great! The party does NOT start until I get there! Haha. They didn’t play a few songs that I wanted to hear them play, but they did do a cover of “No Excuses” by Alice in Chains and I just about peed in my pants! It was SO good! As soon as I heard the drummer getting ready for his parts, I was like: This is Alice I KNOW it! And when they started I grabbed my friend by the shoulders and shook the living daylights out of him! NOT a good thing to do to a drunk person, but I didn’t care!
It was so much fun! I didn’t get home until the wee hours of the morning, but it was so worth it. I think the part that made it all worth it was trying to get the drunkard up to bed. It was not a good way to meet his dad. HAHAHAHA. And then I made a video of the stupid shit he was saying and then he almost fell into a fan that was turned on. I saved his life. I can’t even imagine ever being like that, but it’s great to watch! Makes for great stories the next day!
This is the Asian man I was talking about. I first saw him in a Sears commercial at the end, but through all of my searches I have not been able to find that one. This one is funny and I have decided that since one of my friends already thinks I'm a "driving hazard" because I like to dance and perform in the passenger side. Now, I'm going to make a mix cd (remember mix tapes) and I'm going to make a dance to all of the songs, like this man. I can't wait for summer to have the windows down and everyone listen to me rock out!
Everytime I talk about this video, no one knows what I’m talking about! This aired on last year’s Superbowl and I thought it was so funny!
Damn flowers! Could you imagine being at work and everyone is all aww, how cute, someone loves you! And then,,,, nope, we were wrong. Haha. Everyone that was at my house watching it, missed it but me. One other person had caught the end and they were like wait a minute, what did it say?? This one and then one of the baby commercials I thought was great. I always sing the song that was on there.
Take! These broken wings! ….and learn to fly again! ::spreads arms::
I hope this year’s commercials are good. Last year there weren’t that many good ones. Keep your fingers crossed! I wanna laugh!
Haha. I had the most difficult time trying to find this video! I first saw it and I was like, ok, we have some dancing and some washing machines. But then the husband decides that he’s going to be “cool”.
I mainly thought that the end was funny because the guy is a dumbass. He reminded me of the chick on Worst Cooks in America because she would talk in slang and she was the nerdiest girl EVER! She would be like, “She’s my bro! That’s my bromance!” I was like oh geez, chick. Don’t do that. Haha. So I had to put this up! Sears has another good commercial with this funny Asian guy at the end. He is also in an insurance commercial singing all crazy and arms flailing around. Haha. I’ll have to find those so everyone knows what I’m talking about.
I was watching The Doctors the other day at work and I look up on the tv and I see something in the background that says “Vagazzled”. I thought, please don’t let that be what I think it is. Are people starting to bedazzle the shit out of their kookanooks?? Sure enough, they talked about how Jennifer Love Hewitt talked about it on Lopez Tonight with George Lopez. I was like, ummmm…. they even showed how to apply the jewels on to your,,,, area. Haha. And I found Vagazzle underwear.
http://thedoctorstv.com/main/procedure_list/1160
That’s the link for the special directions on Vagazzling. Haha.
If I showed my kookanook more, I would totally vagazzle mine. But I wonder if you don’t wear underwear, like what if they fall out and you were wearing a dress or skirt? You would look like you’re shitting out diamonds and have people following you around to see what would come out next!
I just read this short snippet of a man in California asked for a tattoo and was refused. On top of that it was an Obama tattoo. Wait, wait people it’s more than just THAT. This man wanted an Obama tattoo with crosshairs and a swastika. Allegedly what happened is that this man threw a Molotov cocktail through the window when the tattoo parlor refused. Really?? He tried torching down the place because they refused to do a tattoo?? Go to another place and see if they’ll do it for you!
I love ink. Don’t get me wrong, but I also think about what I want for YEARS before I get anything on my body. Obama is only in office for 4 years unless he gets reelected, so really? You’re that pissed off that you need to get a tattoo that’s going to be on you FOREVER, even when the man isn’t running the country anymore? The article didn’t say if he was drunk, but over something stupid as that, there’s no need for causing a scene.
Anyone that knows me, knows I'm all about the pranks! I couldn't resist NOT sharing this one. I saw it a while ago and just showed my boss last night. The first time I saw it, I laughed SO hard. My sisters and I were watching it and my mom started calling us names and laughing at us because we were laughing so hard. With such loud infectious laughs she couldn't help but laugh with us. When we finally showed her what we were laughing at, she was like fuckers. Haha. Then we ended up doing this to my sister's friend and he almost had a heart attack! Pretty much like this kid in this video almost had!
Enjoy XOXO!
I got a text from my friend the other day all excited about getting Transformers. I was like uhh, the movie?? I thought he was a dumbass because I was like the movie has been out,,,, one AND two. And then he sent me pictures. He got a real transforming Bumble Bee and it even came with Sam Witwicky. Haha. I laughed so hard! I kept asking if he was pretending to be Sam and riding around on Bumble Bee. He said, “No, we’re all laying in my bed watching a movie together.” I was like, uh ok. Haha.
He said it took him a half hour to figure out how to transform him. We’ve been talking about him selling his blood to get Optimus Prime. Optimus is about $130. But if he gets Optimus we can play all day and transform them back and forth and then make them race! It’ll be great fun! ….how many times a day can you sell your blood? =)
I was texting my friend today at work and he was getting “angry” with me. But we all know that NO ONE can stay angry with me for more than 2 seconds. Haha. So he said he was angry and I answered, “No, you’re fucking not!” And his answer to that was: Yes I fucking am. You beind (being, his Iphone can’t spell) a poopchute. I read that and bust out into my cackle. BWACACACACACA!! BWACACACACACACA-SNORT!! That was the funniest thing I had heard! I guess it makes sense, but it was just SO funny to me. I don’t know why, but I kept laughing. It still makes me happy. I’m going to start calling everyone a poopchute! Get ready for it!
POOPCHUTE!
Saturday I’ll be going to see Mike and Joe again!! So excited. Last time I saw them was in April, I believe. It was SO much fun. I danced my ass off. They’re a cover band and they play all these great songs. I know I talked about them on the broadcast. They play old music, new music. They play anything from “Crazy Bitch” to “Be With You” from Mr. Big. It’s Mr. Big, right? Anywho, you know what song I’m talking about! Haha. I can’t wait. I’ve been waiting a week now to go. And to top it off it’s Joe from StereoSex’s birthday and that’s the whole reason for going! Make sure you wish him a happy birthday! He says he’ll be getting shit faced, so I’m sure I’ll have lots of pictures and fun and exciting things to blog about. I think we all know that’s the REAL reason I’m going, just so that I have material for next week! Haha.
I’ll also be going to a reptile show, I’ve never been to one. But I guess they have all sorts of animals there. chinchillas and puppies and a lot of whatnot. I really hope I see a dust bunny! Apparently, I’m the only one, besides my friend that has one. A chinchilla is a dust bunny. They bathe around in dust, so they’re dust bunnies. It is the best thing ever. Like I said my friend had one and the thing would lay in this tiny bowl cup thing and they just lay there for a few seconds and you can watch them breathe and then,,,, TURN! TURN! SHAKE! SHAKE! It rolls around all fast in the dust and then STOP! And then you just watch it breathe and then,,,, AGAIN! TURN TURN SHAKE SHAKE! It is the best thing ever. So of course, the first time I saw it, I had to replicate it. Perhaps I’ll do it again and record it. Everyone was hanging out at my friend’s house and someone looked at me and asked, “WHAT is she on, because I want some of that!” And everyone was like she’s the only one NOT on something! My friend’s mom goes, “She’s not on anything. She’s on happy.” =)
I hope to also get some work done so that I can get more pics up soon. I’m already coming up with ideas for the next shoot! I hope to talk to Jessica about when we can meet up to do the next shoot. Bill from The Usual Mistakes has given me a few ideas as well, so this next shoot should be interesting. =)
I was watching Food Network and for Food Network and Animal Planet being my favorites, they always have commercials that I think should be on the other channel. It’s weird. I ended up seeing a commercial for this thing that originally I thought was going to be another kind of mat for the bed to make you sleep more comfy. And then the more I watched it I was like you have to be kidding me, it’s not,,,, oh it is. It was this:
It’s called DogPedic and it’s all, “shouldn’t your dog get a good night’s sleep?” Uhhhh,,,, I think that if you have a dachshund that perhaps you should get them one since they are prone to all sorts of back problems. But I mean, really? Are we going there. Anything to sell. Mr.. Infomercial Guy, Iono about this one. I want to know if anyone has bought one and what they feel like. I’ll ask to borrow it and see what my dogs think. Haha.
I had my photo shoot finally for V.D. Day. Haha. Usually I’ll take a billion pictures and only like 4 of them, but this shoot went great and I have SO many pictures that turned out WONDERFUL! I’m editing them up and will have a bunch up soon. Get the lotion ready!
I love the flowers that we got to use and all the props. I made another Mulan top, haha. And then I had crooked underwear and Jessica was pelting flowers at my face. It was such a good time! Probably the best photo shoot we’ve had! I’m so excited to show everyone more. I am truly fortunate to have such great friends and a job that I love! I’m so proud of what I do and what I have been able to accomplish and I want to thank everyone for their love and support in helping me achieve my dreams. These pictures are my thank you to you! MUWAH!!
Wow,,,, I turned that SUPER SAPPY!! Haha! I love you all!
XOXO
I’ll be on here tonight with Jessica080806 doing a Valentine’s Day photo shoot! Be sure to come check us out. I’m sure I’ll be doing something worth laughing at for days. I’m always a goofball during these shoots! Haha! See you there!
I was hanging out with a friend and he decided that he wanted to show me some videos. I’m like ok. And this is what came up:
If you look, you can see the guy say, “Put it back”. I showed one of my managers at work and she was like, “Oh my gosh, did that AIR??” I can totally relate to the kid because I love me my Doritos! If you ever catch me on my voyeur house, you can usually watch me eating a massive bag of Doritos and drinking Wild Cherry Pepsi. Yum! I’m always eating on there! Enjoy the video!
XOXO
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