I recently was asked how I keep my skin so smooth and soft. I had always been told that I have really soft skin, even my hands alone people are trying to hold them because they tell me that they’re soft. I never really thought that my skin was anything that was more soft than what anyone else’s skin would be, unless you’re like sandpaper skin. I have one person that recently has been exceptionally intrigued by my soft skin, so I have decided to share my secret with everyone here at Naked Hits. It’s simple really: I bathe in the blood of a thousand virgins. Yup, that’s how I get my skin so smooth and touchable soft. =)
Haha, I don’t really bathe in the blood of anything. Just water is fine. But I was told that it must be my secret that I bathe in the blood of a thousand virgins and as I was looking for some Alice stuff, I stumbled upon this picture and thought it was perfect. I honestly don’t know how I get my skin so soft, it just happens to be that way. Even after working out and getting and sweaty and sticky, it evaporates and I’m all soft again. Weird, but I like it. =) Maybe it’s a Naked Girls thing.
There was a Countess in the Sixteenth Century named Elizabeth Bathory. She was Hungarian and was a serial killer that was said to have bathed in the warm blood of young women to help keep her skin beautiful. She allegedly tortured and murdered about 650 of these young woman for their blood. Crazy? Yeah, but she believed that it made her skin soft after she had punched a servant girl in the nose and had her blood on her hands. She thought that where the blood had been after she washed it off looked more fresh and young. Supposedly she also drank the blood. But then again, it’s all legend. =)
I finally got to see Alice in Wonderland last night! It was SO good! I was smiling the WHOLE time! It did get a few bad reviews but if you go and look at what most people are saying about it, it is a wonderful movie!
The movie earned an incredible $116.3 million making it a record breaker for any 3-D film- including beating out Avatar. It also is the biggest opening for a non-sequel film. There had been estimates that the film would only make $65-$75 million this weekend and that was almost beat out on Friday alone ranking in $41 million. Worldwide it took in $210.3 million.
I had been reading that the tickets were selling out, so we made sure to get our tickets ahead of time and then we got there about 45 minutes before the show started to get drinks and seats and there was a line waiting to get into the theatre which I knew there would be. I definitely want to go see it again.
I know some people said that they were disappointed because it was not like the first Alice,,,, if you had looked up anything about the movie before you went to see it,,,, or checked the previews, then you find out that this is based more along the second Alice and more along the lines of the book “Through the Looking Glass” which is Alice based, but I had not read. As I had talked about in my other blogs, this is more along the lines of: When Alice goes back, it has changed and it is not the same Wonderland.
I loved a lot of the little things in the movie, for instance how all of the animals were and how they walked and talked and their roles in the movie. There was great animation and of course I saw it in 3-D! I loved it, I do recommend!
I recently read this article about this Anti-Gay California politician. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I support love and nothing else. That means if you love a woman, or a man, or whatever, I don’t care. You’re happy, I’m happy. Apparently, State Senator Roy Ashburn got pulled over for driving around like a dum dum at 2 A.M.
He was cited for a DUI. Now he can’t drive for a month, his car was impounded, he could now face fines, jail time, probation, and or have to attend classes…. speaking of faces, guess where he has JUST come from before they arrested him?
Did you guess? He was at a popular gay nightspot called Faces. Really, Asshole? I love how karma works. =)
Here are the rest of the figurines I was talking about. As you can see everything is distorted and the characters are along the darker side.
They’re so crazy, I love it! Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum give new meaning to fraternal twins. And the Mad Hatter looks like a pedophile. If that Caterpillar came at me in a tree or grass, I would flip. He is old, ugly, and wrinkly from all that smoking.
There are more that I couldn’t find, who knows if anyone actually has the whole collection, I’d have to search. Some of the figures I have no idea what they are or what they have to do with the game. I think I’m going to search for the game since I never played it. I have a friend that did and he said it was creepy.
Did anyone else hear about this? I saw it on the news. There’s a new drug that you can get over the counter. It’s got herbs and spices and is sprayed with a chemical that is similar to THC. So I guess it still gets you high. People are trying to see if it should be made illegal and all of this other crap. I guess it’ll take the ADA two years before they can actually place a ban on it if they decide to make it illegal. Get your kicks in while you can! It looks like a combination of bird seed and marijuana and you would use it the same as you would marijuana. How it got on the market or where it came from I don’t know, but it’s out there.
I think there’s only one kind, unlike marijuana where there’s all these different varieties of it and whatnot. If someone tries it let me know. Haha. I won’t be doing it because I’m straight edge. I can’t wait to see if it’ll be made illegal or not.
My camera broke this week. I’m so sad. How am I supposed to take crazy pictures and video without it?? This sucks, luckily the warranty expires next month so I’m still covered. I sent it in and I hope to get it back quickly. Last time I sent it in was right after the Sexpo, the sound stopped working which everyone was like who the fuck cares if it works. It was under warranty, why not? I think someone jizzed in it at the Sexpo and that’s why it stopped working. I hope it’s a simple fix and that I get it back asap. The guy at the store asked me if I wanted to take the memory card out and I was like yeah. He asked me if it was because I didn’t want them to see pictures that were on there. I told him, “Yeah, there are pictures on there that people don’t need to be seeing. Then they’ll be like, maybe we WON’T send this camera back!” I made the poor guy red in the face. =) As soon as I get it back I’ll be taking all of my videos and pictures I’ve promised!
I can’t take whip cream smiley pictures without it! Haha. Or any kind of smiley pictures for that matter. Get well soon, Camera!
I LOVE LOVE taking hot, steamy showers! I think in a past life I was a fish because I love the water! Yum! Especially on lazy Sunday. Wake up, eat brefakst, and shower! The water feels so nice! That’s the best part of the summer and going for a swim is that the water is warm! I love it!
I was looking through my pictures and I found my shower photoshoot! I thought these were lost I was so excited to find them! As Jess says, I shower with my clothes on! Haha. I’ve done it a few times. It reminds me of the one basketball movie where the man pretends to be a woman and plays on the WNBA and he says that he doesn’t take off his clothes after a win because it’s bad luck. Really, it’s because he’s wearing a woman body suit and can’t let the team know that he’s a man. Haha.
Do you like showers? They’re always better with Naked Girls. ;)
XOXO
I finally saw the first Matrix so now everyone can quit making fun of me! I had seen parts here and there so during the movie as I was piecing it together I kept saying, I know this part. It was a good movie, I liked it. Made you open your mind a bit. I guess it’s like what acid would do to you,,,, very, very mild acid. Haha. I really liked how it was Alice in Wonderland-ish. And everyone knows how much I love Alice. It’s coming soon!! I think that in a sense, for those of you that have seen it (which most likely is all of you), our brains do “download” information and have it available for later use. It’s learning,,,, just that we don’t learn at such a quick pace. I’d love to be like ok, I want to learn to play the drums, shove the card in my head and let’s do this! And if this is not reality, the damn cold sure does feel real to me. I keep trying to think that it’s not cold outside, but it is. Maybe I’m just not doing it right.
I’ve been wanting to take Ju Jitsu for a few years now, but I’ve just been so busy with everything. This movie made me think of it more. And it also made me wonder if we as humans could possible dodge bullets. Take, for instance, karate, everything is taught in a slow manner but when it is applied you are moving at a much faster speed. To defeat your opponent, you almost have to know what move is coming next so that you can execute your move to counteract theirs quickly. So, if our minds are trained to see everything moving at a much slower pace, then we could avoid things such as accidents, hits, falling on our faces because we would be able to react in time to prevent these actions from happening. I’ma work on that and I’ll let everyone know how it goes.
This past weekend I got to go to a metal show. I hadn’t been to one in a while and I was starting to miss it. The band that headlined was named Kaos Katalyst. They were actually really good. I had fun. They had a lot of energy on stage and the guitarist kept running around in the crowd, I loved it. Haha. They are recording their first EP in March, so I hope to hear more from them soon! Next time I see them I hope to start a pit. The party doesn’t start until I arrive! =D
After that I went to Woodman’s for the first time ever! They have no doors in their freezer section so all that half of the store was FREEZING! And we all know how much I love the cold! Got some food and decided I was going to skip through the parking lot waving the shopping bags around. We were just WAITING for the bags to break and everything to go flying all over. In which case I would have stopped, turned around slowly, and said, “We need to go get more pancake mix!”
I also went to see Shutter Island with Leonardo DiCaprio in it. It’s a Martin Scorsese film. At first I was like what is this?? And then as the movie went on and you started making your guesses I was like ooh. It’s a thinking movie and I love those kinds of movies where you have to put the pieces together. I had figured a good part of it from the beginning, but not all of it so once it started making sense I was happy. I had this guy that kept kicking the back of my seat so I decided to turn around and rip him a new one. I scared all of my row and all of the back row. He was so startled that he crouched up in his seat and yelled out sorry immediately. DON’T KICK MY SEAT AT THE THEATRES! If you go, don’t be an asshole! Karma comes around so watch it!
I also had a buffalo chicken sandwich and I haven’t had one of those in a while. I had been craving one, they are so nummy! I was so happy. I love food so much! It makes me dance, and hum, and moan. Yeah, it’s a bit odd eating with me, but it’s so nummy!
My hair used to be extra super long. So long that I have donated it twice already. The first time I did it I had two jobs and I didn’t tell anyone I was doing it both time I’ve done it and people don’t recognize me. It’s so funny, people that I’ve known for years just walk right past me. I had people at both of my jobs think I was a new girl and no one was talking to me. Or I would be talking over the walkie talkies and they would be like, “Chris, where are you?? I didn’t even know you were here!” I’m like uh, you’re looking at me. Haha.
Here are two pictures from when I was in makeup school just before I cut my hair.
These are before I cut my hair, the day I donated it the second time.
And this is after. =)
Bye bye hair, I hope you went to a child that needed it!
It’s coming! No, I don’t mean ME! Alice in Wonderland! Tim Burton and Walt Disney! I’m SO excited! Johnny Depp is the Mad Hatter! I have been WAITING and the time is coming near! I am counting down the days! I have been watching any and all trailers that I can find! I found one where Johnny Depp snorts! It was the best thing EVER! March 5, 2010! I will be there with my Alice costume! I can’t CAN’T wait! It’s also going to be in 3D. The trailers show that even without the 3D it’s still going to be a phenomenal movie. All of the graphics and story line are amazing. I’m bursting with fruit flavors, as Mr. Goodbar says.
This does remind me a little of American McGee’s Alice. It was a computer game that had Alice come back to Wonderland and everything was topsy turvy. Everyone was evil and dark. She has dark hair and stuff. The Cheshire Cat was no longer fat. I actually have an action figure that I got as a present because I loved the way the characters looked and Alice is my favorite. I never got the video game. I was so afraid that it would distort my image of Alice in Wonderland and would give me nightmares. I should go look for it and play it, because now I know that I would absolutely be in love with it!
I so wish that I could do just ONE movie with Johnny Depp. Just one. I promise I’ll be good! He is a genius and puts his all into every role. He can transform into anything. Plus, I hear that he is the kindest person. He is such a gentleman and from what I hear people love him so much that when paparazzi go near his home in England and they ask the neighbors where he lives, they answer, “I don’t know who you’re talking about. He doesn’t live here.” =)
I’m missing Mardi Gras this year! I’m always so bad at this game! Last year I went on a whim with a friend and her friend, this year I didn’t plan and I’m missing it! We ended up at this bar where there were like three other people and a dj and the dj was only going to stay for about an hour after we got there because there weren’t a lot of people there.
The dj ended up staying for the rest of the night. It ended up just being the three of us, the dj, the bouncer, the manager, and bartender. We were dancing in the front of the bar and they had windows so it was like Amsterdam. Haha. Then we would see people walking by or smoking outside and we would make them come in. So we had people going in and out of the bar. Every time someone would come into the bar, we would all WOO!! Really loud, the dj played whatever song we asked, he was great. Then I decided that I knew how to vogue. And I was actually doing it really good and going really fast. So I decided to vogue EVERYONE in the bar. And when I say everyone, I mean EVERYONE. I vogued myself, then my friends, then the bouncer, then the dj, then I vogued the manager. It was the funniest thing. One of the people I was with went to the potty and when he came back out he said, “Ok, I could hear you guys all the way in there and it sounds like there are WAY more people in here than what there are!” It was SO funny. Of course we had to woot for that! It was so much fun! We got TONS of beads and didn’t even have to flash, it was great. I remember the night was freezing but it was a ton of fun. I hope to have another Mardi Gras like that! Maybe next year I can go out and party again for it! Who’s coming with?!
Remember when you were a kid and you had like zero worries? The most you worried about was whether or not you were a cool kid in school, er something. Sometimes it was like does that boy like me,,,, or cooties! I told one of my clients about the cootie shot. He had never heard of it! Anyone else remember that? Haha. I was paying bills today and just started thinking about all of that. I was talking to a friend and told him I hate bills. Who’s with me, raise your hands! I want them to all go away. I can take my phone bill and stupid shit that I need, but everything else can go away. Where do they all even come from? The next thing you know you’re getting tons of mail and none of it is a letter from your grandma! I do like getting mail,,,, even if it is just bills. Haha. If someone could make the bills go away, I’ll be your best friend forever. Oh, and if you could make it hot outside, I’ll love you even more.
If you want to know how to do that, all you have to do is give Mother Nature a call and do the nasty with her. I think that she hasn’t gotten some in a while and that she is just grumpy. I asked one friend and he agreed,,,, called her up, left her a voicemail, but she never called back. So I figured, maybe he did her wrong and now she’s angry with him. So I asked another friend if he would do it and his response: Fuck no, that bitch is crazy! Apparently he had a bad experience with her as well…. I don’t know what it is with her but maybe if she wasn’t such a psycho, then she would get some more often and she could make the weather be better! Someone help me out!
Animals tend to be wherever I go. For instance, at the Chicago Sexpo, there was a chicken,,,, walking,,,, with a carton of eggs and a sign…. Allow me to fill you in on what I’m talking about.
That poor chicken. I just like ran after her and bombarded her. I was like CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU?!
I was so excited, I think I was yelling at her the whole time…. “CAN I HOLD YOUR SIGN?!” I think she’s not sure WHY I wanted to hold her sign,,,, I could be wrong,,,, just guessing.
I don’t KNOW why! Apparently, she doesn’t either,,,,
Still trying to figure out why….
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