I finally, FINALLY got my photo shoot with Hannibal Mint. For those of you that do not remember, Hannibal Mint is my friend’s snake that I got to name and I’ve been waiting to take pictures with him. I had to wait because he kept getting fed on days I wanted to take pictures with him and then he was cranky if he was hungry and I didn’t want to get my hand eaten.

He liked the camera. =)

And my hair.

I love him. I’m glad he didn’t try kissing me!

I’m like a snake charmer.

We decided to have a staring contest.

“Eat the fruit and kiss the snake good night.”

Of course I took some silly pics with Hannibal Mint! I had a few bloopers and he was really fidgety at one point I didn’t want either of us to get hurt so I was like eep! I’ll put up the good ones soon! Haha. For now, enjoy me being silly….

He was like coming at my hand in this one I was like uh oh!

I was just being silly in this one with my snake necklace. What’s that? Oh no, it’s not snake skin, but it is real. =)

He kept flying into my hair and going into the background and I thought he wanted to eat me, but he had been fed so he shouldn’t want to eat me. Snakes aren’t really aggressive, it’s more of a defense mechanism anyway.

He was staring me down in this one. I look like I’m going to eat him or something!

He crawled around to my back and then decided to plop himself down on the top of my head.

I loved these two pictures. He was looking right at the camera and they are so pretty,,,, all except for it looking like I’m picking my nose. Boo. =(

I went to a party and we had to dress up,,,, the theme was Office Hoes and CEOs. I told my friend I would not look like a hoe, but here is what I did look like.

I had to find my glasses and everything. I looked more along the lines of a teacher or secretary which gave me a great idea for a photo shoot so be on the lookout for that. =) I did the whole Sarah Palin hairstyle and I thought of Jess because she found some Nailin’ Palin thing. Eww. Haha, anywho, enjoy.

Has anyone else seen this? I never saw it until the Sexpo last year. The booth next to us was a sex toy store and they had it on display. I looked over and thoughts ran through my mind, I was like eep!

I looked over and waited for one of the people at the booth to look at me. Then when he did, I yelled out the first thing that came to mind when I saw that thing: Does that thing go in your ass and in your kookanook?!

He shook his head no and told me to wait a bit so that he could come tell me. There was someone in front of them. I got distracted working at my booth and then I looked over and I saw that no one was around them and he didn’t explain it to me still. So I yelled are you going to tell me what that thing does? He brought it over and turned it on and I was like I’m not touching that thing. So I asked him again if it goes in your kookanook and in your ass. And he explained that it has two settings, low and high, and showed me where the button was to turn it on. He said that one part goes in your kookanook and the other part stays out, for double stimulation or some deal. And then,,,, here comes the best part,,,, he said that because it narrows out, that it leaves room for regular intercourse! That is the part where I looked at him and said, “Sir, if that thing is inside of me,,,, NOTHING ELSE WILL FIT!” How big does he think my kookanook is??

Yeah, yeah I finally saw Fight Club. I expected there to be more fighting in it. I felt like everyone had seen it by me and lately everyone’s been talking about it and watching it again so I needed to be in with the in crowd so I’m not like what is everyone talking about!

I must admit that it was good. Has a lot of good one liners. Of course I loved the fighting. Reminds me of when I first saw that there were chick fighters in UFC and I wanted to do it. But I was like they can’t hit my face, so then I realized I couldn’t do it. My photo shoots would be full of bruises and brokeness. Only sexy in movies…. Haha. Brad Pitts character in this movie reminded me a bit like his character in Burn After Reading. A little cooky. Also a good movie. I found this picture of him and I loved it. I want to get me some of this explosive soap. =)

I am Jack’s sexual desire everlasting.

I saw Clash of the Titans,,,,, in 2D. I guess the movie wasn’t made in 3D so when they made it into a 3D movie, there were a lot of parts that were blurry and the Kraken just looked like a brown blob across the screen.

2D was still good, things still popped off the screen a bit. The scenery I thought was so beautiful. I was also excited that the history was correct because I hate when I go to see something and they have it all wrong. Drives me nuts. Medusa was pretty,,,, she’s supposed to be ugly, but that’s ok. It’s Hollywood at it’s finest. I was reading that Medusa was a big reason why people wanted to go and watch it. I actually thought the movie was good, I was glad. I kept hearing a lot of bad reviews but it wasn’t as bad as everyone had made it out to be.

Has anyone else been watching this show on ABC? It absolutely breaks my heart. =(

Jamie Oliver is a chef and he’s trying to get this town to become more healthy. They are supposedly the fattest town in America. It’s just so sad to see the kids in it and how he’s like your kids are going to die. The kids of today apparently are the first to have a life span that will be shorter than their parents. It’s so sad. There are kids that are part of his group that he is teaching to cook healthier and he’s trying to change the school foods and some people are for and some are against. It seems that he is changing the minds of many people in the town which is great. There is one girl on there that will just break your heart. She is extremely over weight and says that she has tried every diet, doing it on her own, exercising, but she’s just never had the support system that she has now. Because of her bad habits she has spots on her liver and the doctors have given her 5-7 years to live. =(

Since I’m such a picky eater a lot of the things that he makes on the show, I wouldn’t eat. Unfortunately for me, I’m doomed to be an unhealthy one. But that’s ok, I can’t deprive myself of eating stuff just because it’s bad. Especially if there are only certain foods I’ll eat in the first place! I do love what he is doing on the show and trying to make for a more healthy generation!

I have a riddle for everyone!! I’ll post the answer after everyone has guessed! If you know the answer don’t be a party pooper and ruin it for everyone!

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn’t have one.

The Pope has one, but doesn’t use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims she took on three.

We never saw Lucy use Desi’s.

What is it?

Good luck with your guesses!

What DO you do with old bumper cars? Trash them? Scrap them for parts? Ever wonder what happens after you bump the hell out of them? Me neither, until now.

Who knew that anything more could come out of those little cars that used to give us whiplash as kids? I’m sure that’s the reason that most of the kids of today are missing more than a few brain cells.

These are road legal, that’s right- ROAD LEGAL bumper cars.

They run on Kawasaki or Honda motorcycle engines. There are 7 of these that are hanging out in California. The Long Beach Pike amusement park in California happened to have the right man come about to take the junked bumper cars off it’s hand. That man, a builder from the outskirts of San Diego named Tom Wright, decided to fumble around with these bumper cars powering them originally on Harley motors. The loud rattling from the motors drew him to using either Kawasaki or Honda instead. A couple of them have been measured to go 160 MPH which is ridiculously fast for these little buggers.

Be sure to check out their license plates.

Wanna go for a ride?

Do you know how you can tell if someone’s butt smells? I don’t really go near people’s butts unless I’m smacking them or helping to push them up on the pole, but I received an email that helped me to figure out how you can tell.

I must warn you,,,, this is icky…. you may laugh and puke at the same time.

Wouldn’t you think she would feel those on her butt? Or that either her or her people would see that there are a lot of flies following them??

Yay! The warmth has arrived and baseball season is here! Woot woot! Nothing better than going to a game, eating hot dogs, and watching your favorite team play being with the person or people that mean the most to you! I’m so excited! I’m a Cubbies fan, yep, that’s right. Not that I hate the Sox or anything, you’re just not my team is all. I actually had someone come into my work today and try to sell me Sox tickets after I told him I was a Cubs fan,,,, not the brightest crayon in the box.

Going to the games are the best. Watching the Cubbies on a hot summer Sunday, lounging around when you’ve got nothing else to do but sit and eat and watch them win,,,, best ever! Haha! I hope to be having a lot of those this season! Whether they win or lose doesn’t really matter as long as it’s a good game, but of course, it’s always better when your team wins. =)

I FINALLY saw House of 1,000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects by Rob Zombie.

I loved them. I’m into horror flicks. I also remember thinking that one part was taken from the Charles Manson killings. If you’ve seen the movie, you know where Baby stabs one of the other characters in House of 1,000 Corpses. In the killings, one of the chicks said that her hand was hurting her because the bones kept getting in the way when she was stabbing the woman. In the movie, Baby’s hand is hurting from stabbing. She doesn’t say that’s why, but to me, that reminded me of the Manson killings. I’m waiting for Zombie to do the next one because I have  a guess as to what he will do with where he left off.

I read this book the other day, yes the whole book in one day, called The Stranger. It’s by Albert Camus and was originally written in French. The book is translated, which I could tell, but I really liked it.

That is obviously the original cover. The book was about this man who’s mother has just died and he really feels nothing about anything. He goes home and begins seeing this woman and his weekends become more fun. He makes friends with a man in his building and they all go on this trip to the beach where he kills a man.

I really liked the book. There were a lot of things that I could relate to with the characters and with some of the story. I do recommend. Go read! Naked Girls love to read!

I recently went to the Shedd and it was so much fun. I haven’t been there since I was a kid. A kid on a field trip! I kept seeing commercials for it and then I saw a commercial that was for something COMPLETELY different but I really wanted to go! I took a lot of pictures and saw my penguin friends. Everyone knows that Happy Feet needs to see Happy Feet!

Yes, that looks like a piece of seaweed, but it is a sea dragon.

This guy thought we were friends and kept coming by.

There was a piece of glass that I was standing on and these guys were underneath. If you look closely he has blue spots on him.

Mr. Grumpus couldn’t wait to have his picture taken. He didn’t move much, he just enjoyed letting everyone stare at him.

What does that look like? Yeah, and that was at the Shedd…. in front of everyone. Where children could see!

Had to take a picture with the penguins and in this one I’m doing the pointy finger thing!

I got to touch the starfish, I was very excited. The water was freezing. There were a lot of fish that were star shaped or had star names.

These two were getting it on in front of everyone!

There are so many pictures that I took! I tried to sneak somewhere to do a quick handbra, but people were EVERYWHERE!

I recently was asked how I keep my skin so smooth and soft. I had always been told that I have really soft skin, even my hands alone people are trying to hold them because they tell me that they’re soft. I never really thought that my skin was anything that was more soft than what anyone else’s skin would be, unless you’re like sandpaper skin. I have one person that recently has been exceptionally intrigued by my soft skin, so I have decided to share my secret with everyone here at Naked Hits. It’s simple really: I bathe in the blood of a thousand virgins. Yup, that’s how I get my skin so smooth and touchable soft. =)

Haha, I don’t really bathe in the blood of anything. Just water is fine. But I was told that it must be my secret that I bathe in the blood of a thousand virgins and as I was looking for some Alice stuff, I stumbled upon this picture and thought it was perfect. I honestly don’t know how I get my skin so soft, it just happens to be that way. Even after working out and getting and sweaty and sticky, it evaporates and I’m all soft again. Weird, but I like it. =) Maybe it’s a Naked Girls thing.

There was a Countess in the Sixteenth Century named Elizabeth Bathory. She was Hungarian and was a serial killer that was said to have bathed in the warm blood of young women to help keep her skin beautiful. She allegedly tortured and murdered about 650 of these young woman for their blood. Crazy? Yeah, but she believed that it made her skin soft after she had punched a servant girl in the nose and had her blood on her hands. She thought that where the blood had been after she washed it off looked more fresh and young. Supposedly she also drank the blood. But then again, it’s all legend. =)