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I’ve been watching this show called Worst Cooks in America on Food Network. It is the FUNNIEST show I have seen in a while. I didn’t know that people could be that bad at cooking. This one guy boiled a WHOLE chicken, this other chick made macaroni and cheese with three cheeses including cheddar, cottage, and smoked gouda, but it didn't all melt. This other lady had a few of pieces on a cookie sheet, I thought they were cut up pears, apparently they were almond cookies, but when she shook the pan, they didn’t move. This chick that looks like Velma from Scooby Doo is on there and she thinks she’s from the ghetto. It’s odd. Kind of hard to watch sometimes. But I love the show. It makes me laugh and snort a lot. Haha. I definitely recommend, you get to watch people make food, melt down, and you get a good laugh out of it! You can probably catch reruns of the episodes online. Just look it up. One lady said that her kids cry when she makes a meal. She gave her meal to the chefs and they asked if she fed that kind of her stuff to her kids. Her response was, “No, my kids won’t eat that.” HAHA.
Food Network has some of the best shows. That and Animal Planet I always have on. I love animals and food. Yum food! I have my pick for who I think is going to win this show. Check it out and let me know who you think will win! We can be addicted and laugh together! The end is coming close I think it’s tomorrow actually, which is odd because it’s a Sunday show. They keep telling me tomorrow, I’ll believe them!
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I had never been to this place called the Rockbox in Chicago. It had some interesting things. They had music videos playing on one tv, and on the other tv they had burlesque dancers. From like the 40’s and 50’s and they had Betty page and stuff like that. After they had played their set, we were watching the other bands play, shooting the breeze and just hanging out. Joe (the drummer) tells me that they have a picture in the men’s bathroom and he tells me what it is and I said you HAVE to go take a picture. He’s like you should go in there. So I made him take my camera and go in the bathroom and he came out with this:
Then I see Pete (the bassist) watching the tv, and he was very into whatever he was watching. I thought what could it possibly be?
He then turned around to reveal what he was so interested in. =)
There were naked burlesque dancers on the screen. He was like, “I don’t care if she’s old, let’s go back to the 50’s!” It was interesting to see how the dancers moved back then in comparison to now. Obviously, dancing has evolved and there are new moves created every day, but the basics are still there from back when it first started. I swear I was watching it for educational purposes ONLY! =)
XOXO
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I went to the StereoSex show last night and I ALMOST didn’t make it. I got a text from Joe, who is the drummer and he said they were going on in 10 minutes. I finally found a place to park, and I RAN like Forest! I flew in JUST as they were about to begin their set. They played only a few songs before the owner told them they had one song left and they got cut short. I missed the band before them obviously, but the band after them was HORRIBLE. The lady had the microphone so high up I thought she was going to hit herself in the eye with it. Why they got cut short no one knows. For the few songs that they did get to play they were really good. I was excited to finally see them play. One of their originals called “Just a Dress” is a great song and it was the one I was waiting for them to play. I hope they record that so we can play it on the radio. I had a lot of fun. Lots of laughs. The guys in the band are great guys. We took some pictures and stuff. And then took some of Pete (the bassist) goofing off. That one is for another blog! Haha.
I’ll definitely be posting another blog post to show you some of the crazy stuff that happened last night. Haha. They have a show on Valentine’s Day, or as Joe calls it “VD Day” because, “you have sex and then you get VD, so it’s VD Day.” that will be broadcasting live. I’ll have them post up on the details on the site so be sure to check for that. I’ll be attending as long as I’m still kicking and I’ll have pictures from that day as well! =)
XOXO
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I’m off to the StereoSex show tonight. We’ll see what kind of shenanigans I get myself into. I’m planning on voguing at least one of the members fo sho. Maybe I’ll even make a new video of my crazy dancing. Not the normal sexy dancing, but a weird Chris Star one. Haha. I’ll be taking lots of pictures, so this time if there is anyone there with flailing arms, I’ll have them on tape! This is the first time I’m seeing them perform live, but they have a bunch of their practices up on their page, so go check them out, show some love, and add them as a friend! I didn’t get a chance to buy some underwear to throw at them though! Guess I’ll just have to use the ones I’ve got! Haha! Maybe they’ll have a stereo there that people can have sex on. I was told that there are some things that I would have to wait to see until I got to the show, so maybe that’s it! I guessed it, I’m so smart! Forget about making the bed rock, I’ll make your stereo rock. =)
This picture was so hard to get all of the words in! If I had smaller boobs, it would have all fit! If you can’t make it out, it reads Support Local Music Sleep With a Musician. =)
Check back for pictures from the show tomorrow!
XOXO
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I was at work last night and I decided to tell my boss about what it’s like when you’re in a race and you go to run through the finish line tape and you can’t rip it. My friend and I were talking about it last week and he almost pissed himself with laughter. I even made a video but I have to edit it and stuff. I might have to redo it because it’s all shaky from the laughing and stuff. Plus I had to do it all quit because all of these people at the bar we were at were staring at us. I was doing it in slow motion. I’ll redo it, edit it, and put music to it and show you what that looks like in slow motion. Get an extra pair of underwear ready. I showed Jessica and she just laughed at me. Haha. This should be interesting and it will compliment my flailing arm lady dance as well. So be on the look out for that. In two weeks I’ll be posting up some other pictures and videos in about two weeks. Jessica knows what they consist of. Haha. But no one else can know, it’s a surprise! So don’t tell! Haha.
XOXO
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I went to see The Book of Eli last week and it was really good. Blood and guts and whatnot. I was excited. It’s about the end of the world and this man that is looking for a specific book. That book ends up being the last bible on earth and Denzel Washington’s character has it. I liked it. It has a nice twist at the end. I had fun guessing what was going to happen next and who was going to do what and play what role. Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers makes an appearance. Haha. But it’s good, has some funny parts. And of course I laughed all loud and snorted, fun fun. Haha. My friend was like shut it. I said fuck off. =) If I’ma laugh I’m going to make it count! Haha. I give it a thumbs up. Go watch it. Mila Kunis is also in it, when she came out my friend yelled out, “Jackie”. For those of you that don’t know, she played a character named Jackie on That 70’s show. So go check it out.
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I have not done a photo shoot in FOREVER. I hope I’ve still got it! Haha. We will be doing a photo shoot sometime soon for Valentine’s Day. I’m so excited. I don’t know what I’ll be wearing or doing for it yet. I’ll have to come up with some ideas, so if anyone has any good ideas, let me know! I’m always open to ideas for shoots and whatnot. I’ll probably be doing some on a bed and be all weird. Of course there have to be some silly ones. What would a Chris Star photo shoot be if it was all serious business?? Haha. This should be fun. The photo shoots always are. We should be having another shoot, just waiting to hear back from the model so that we can plan a date. I can’t wait! Be sure to look for those soon! I hope it’s not extra super freezing that day!
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This past weekend I hung out with an old friend and we were supposed to go to a hockey game. So we get there and we go to park and they tell us that it’s sold out. So then we decide that we’re going to scalp tickets. So we go park in another lot and the guy there tells us that it’s sold out,,,, because of a fleece blanket. Are you fucking kidding me?? I missed out on a blankey?? Damn it! We go out trying to find tickets, and I was like the scalpers are probably in there because they wanted the blankets too! Change of plans, no hockey game. We go to a bar and check out this local cover band. And they play all sorts of different songs. But the singer kept talking. I was like shut up and play! I want to dance! So they play their first set and then take a break and their second set they played “Sex on Fire” by Kings of Leon, and my friend had said that he would dance for that song and Crazy Bitch. So we go out and start dancing and all of these older ladies decide to get on the bar and start dancing with the lead singer. We’re all dancing along and this one chick almost flew off the bar. They were all wasted. One lady was dancing, but it wasn’t really dancing, she was like a worm with arms. She just kept flailing her arms around. And my friend said that she looked like those blow up things that they have at the car dealerships with the crazy arms. And he was right. Then they let this chick sing “Killing Me Softly” a capella and it was super not good. I was like oh no, get her off and let’s play music so I can shake my ass! That’s right, I just wanted to shake it. Shake-shake, shake-shake, shake it. I said it. I wanted a picture with my friend since we hadn’t seen each other in forever and a half, and I asked this lady if she would take a picture of us. She asked me where the button was, and I was like at the upper right hand corner like it is on EVERY CAMERA. Then she’s pressing the wrong part that isn’t even a button, I’ll forgive her because was was wasted. She took the first one and I asked for another one. This time she decided that she was going to lunge as she takes the picture and then decides to count with her fingers at us, but she’s passing 3. We were trying to not laugh so that the picture would turn out, and once she gave me back my camera we were like bwacacacaca!! It was so funny. Good times, good times.
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Haha, I’m back, once again to bug the shit out of all of you! I’ve been so busy even though I haven’t been on here, which is crazy crazy. I have lots to blog about and lots to come. I told Jessica about some of the things I’ll be blogging about and I thought I was going to have to get a bucket for when she pees herself. Haha. Good times, good times. I’ve been hanging out with a lot of friends that make all of this so much easier for me, they just ASK to get made fun of. As you may or may not have heard, I’ll be having my very own radio show on here soon! I’m so excited. I’ve been thinking over lots of things for my show and I am extra super excited. Radio has been something that I have wanted to do for the longest time since I love music. Which is why I’m so grateful to be involved with NakedHits! Expect lots of laughs and memories when I get back! I’ll be blogging to high hell soon. Whatever that means. So be prepared to see a lot of shit from me! I missed you all very much!
XOXO
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Hey everyone I miss you all so very much! I am hoping to get my new internet back on Monday, we'll see how well that works out. As soon as I do I'll have my cams and everything back up and be on the site much more. Also I'll be doing broadcasts again soon! I have many stories to tell you all!! I see there are lots of new hotties on the site. Can't wait to get back in contact with everyone! I feel so out of the loop. =( Talk to you all soon!
XOXO